"Tom McParland" (tommcparland) 09/26/2013 at 13:16 • Filed to: GHOST RIDE THE BLIP, FP

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This must be some kind of record. I have yet to encounter one troll or mean-spirited post on my FP post. Yay Jalopnik!...of course now I'll jinx it.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tom McParland 09/26/2013 at 13:18

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So. Very. Tempted. Must. Resist. Troll...

Tom McParland > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/26/2013 at 13:20

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It wouldn't count coming from you anyway.

J. Walter Weatherman > Tom McParland 09/26/2013 at 13:21

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Yeah, I even listed the Juke as a car recommendation on today's QOTD and have yet to have anyone tell me I am wrong. What is happening?

Tom McParland > J. Walter Weatherman 09/26/2013 at 13:23

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No Troll Day Thursday?

Victorious Secret > J. Walter Weatherman 09/26/2013 at 13:25

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I murdered all the trolls.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Tom McParland 09/26/2013 at 13:26

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I was busy yesterday...I'll get around to it later.

J. Walter Weatherman > Victorious Secret 09/26/2013 at 13:29

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So it was you! My, what a nice red beard you have!

Victorious Secret > J. Walter Weatherman 09/26/2013 at 13:33

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I gave them their proper burial rites.

A shallow grave, a pot to piss in, and I recited one of their favourite phrases from the internet. Usually something like "ERMAGHERD PHEG DO U EVEN KNOW CARS I BET YOU DONT EVEN DRIVE BRAH"

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tom McParland 09/26/2013 at 13:39

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I'm glad I've reached that status.